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Oh my God.

I'm in Star.


I found out when Sister Rose pulled me aside, opened the magazine and pushed it toward me. I guess one of the parishioners saw it and came right over and oh my God. It's a picture of Tony and me eating frozen yogurt. And, of course, there's a caption about Mr. Stark's new mystery flame and -- what if they find things out about me and start hounding my church and friends and family? Looking for information/dirt that really just isn't there?

This is so embarrassing. I'm gonna go hide in my room and hope none of my roommates find out.

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Into scat.

That shit kinda freaks me out, the tongues thing.
You think you have to believe for that stuff to happen?

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Except I don't think God gets off on anything, let alone gross stuff like that.

The idea of it freaked me out until I heard it, if that helps.
I don't know... I mean, I already believed? So.

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I bet He does on EVERYTHING.

...not really!
Hn. Kay.

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He's totally sexless.

Well, it's the most beautiful thing I had ever heard.

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That's no fun.

Wow.
I just do not know what to make of you.

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Sorry~

Um... Is that a good or bad thing?

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No biggie.

I... don't know.
I like you, though.

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I'm glad. I like you, too.

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Even if I'm going to hell?

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How would I know if you're going to hell nor not?

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Because I live in sin?

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It's not my place to judge, though. I don't know who God's going to let into heaven or not.

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My sister says she'll MAKE Him let me in.


I wish you weren't a nun!

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That could very well work! One of my theories is, like... well, heaven's supposed to be this amazing, perfect place, right? But it wouldn't be perfect for me if I knew that good people like you weren't allowed in. So therefore, in order to be perfect, you have to be allowed! (Although I also have to believe that only those who believe in Christ are there, since otherwise what was the point of his sacrifice? But... I don't know. It's hard. Which is why I just think it's not my place to decide.)

Why?

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(Maybe Heaven is like... if you were a PROPER Christian you get the deluxe suite, and us sinners with decent hearts get the tiny Brooklyn apartments?)


Oh, you're just so lovely.

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(...Deal! I like it. Although I imagine Heaven more like Hawaii. Or at least movie-Hawaii.)

Awww, thanks!
But why can't I be a nun AND lovely?