brb, hiding.

[nohabitshere]

Oh my God.

I'm in Star.


I found out when Sister Rose pulled me aside, opened the magazine and pushed it toward me. I guess one of the parishioners saw it and came right over and oh my God. It's a picture of Tony and me eating frozen yogurt. And, of course, there's a caption about Mr. Stark's new mystery flame and -- what if they find things out about me and start hounding my church and friends and family? Looking for information/dirt that really just isn't there?

This is so embarrassing. I'm gonna go hide in my room and hope none of my roommates find out.

Comments

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

It's not your fault. It's just ...really strange for me.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. I should have warned you, this will probably happen to you a lot if you keep hanging out with me.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should start wearing coats with hoods. And big sunglasses.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

Or you could just stop seeing me.

Wait, that sounded weird. You know what I mean.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

You're my friend, Tony. I'm not going to "stop seeing you."

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

It would solve the problem...

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

Don't be stupid.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying. It would.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

It's not really a problem, though, Tony. It's one picture. And I got some giggly looks from some girls and maybe that'll continue for a little bit, but it's not a big deal. I promise.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

I just -- I don't want to make your life difficult. But if you're sure, then...yeah. Okay.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

You can make it up to me by taking me flying.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten. Sunset tomorrow, right?

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm excited.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

You should be, it's going to be great. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

Does that mean it might be overkill to wear my helmet?

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't fit in the cockpit with a helmet, and I'm not even going to ask why you have one in the first place.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

The cockpit's that small? I have a bike, that's why.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

I've got a Northrop F-5. It's got a little tiny cockpit. And no, you don't need to wear your bicycle helmet when we fly.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

I don't know what that means, but okay. And, okay. I won't bring it.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

It's actually a type of fighter jet, but mine's been put out of commission, so to speak. I repainted it and everything, so it won't be confused for an Air Force craft in the air, but that's basically what it was. Anyway, you'll be safe. I promise.

[nohabitshere.livejournal.com]

Whoa. That actually sounds really cool.

[iknowthemath.livejournal.com]

It's pretty badass, it's true.