nohabitshere: ([down] oh dear jesus)
[personal profile] nohabitshere
Oh my God.

I'm in Star.



I found out when Sister Rose pulled me aside, opened the magazine and pushed it toward me. I guess one of the parishioners saw it and came right over and oh my God. It's a picture of Tony and me eating frozen yogurt. And, of course, there's a caption about Mr. Stark's new mystery flame and -- what if they find things out about me and start hounding my church and friends and family? Looking for information/dirt that really just isn't there?

This is so embarrassing. I'm gonna go hide in my room and hope none of my roommates find out.

Date: 2010-05-25 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Was that one of the things that brought up the issue with your fiances?

I guess. The article was the worst part. I mean, it was more just a large caption, but... still. Ugh.

Date: 2010-05-25 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Oh yes. Even if I did wanna bring him home as a gift.

Aw, I've survived worse, cherie. So you can survive this.

Date: 2010-05-26 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Gift-wrapped and everything?

You're right. It'll blow over soon, I hope.

Date: 2010-05-26 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Yeah, naked but for a bow. My one boy likes Italian.

It will. Trust me. I supposedly had AIDs and I think they once said I was screwing Captain Canuck or something.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Oh, jeez. Nice.

Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
He declined. So. No more kissing pretty boys for me.

S'okay. It passed. Like all things do.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Except for the ones you're marrying.

That's a good way to look at it.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Exactly. Thankfully they are excellent kissers, and honestly my best lovers.

It's the only way you CAN, sometimes.
I know it sucks, though.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Then it looks like you got the better side of the deal.

It.. really sucks. I hope my parents don't see.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
I'm happy. Ecstatic, really.

Tabloids lie, cherie. If your folks are halfway bright they know that.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
I'm so happy for you.

Yeah, and neither of them really follow that sort of thing. I'm probably worrying for nothing.

Date: 2010-05-26 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Merci.

If it makes you feel better we could pay off some paps to link Tony to someone else right away!

Date: 2010-05-26 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Haha, no, I bet they'll do that on their own. He hangs out with so many girls who are way prettier than me. I'll be old news by lunch tomorrow.

Date: 2010-05-26 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
They're really not prettier. Plus he likes you better anyway.

Date: 2010-05-26 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
That's because I'm actually his friend. But the paparazzi doesn't need to know that.

Date: 2010-05-26 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Um.. maybe. What do you mean?

Date: 2010-05-26 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Pretend we're in kindergarten. Okay? Now, Ahem. Tony LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES you.

Date: 2010-05-27 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
...What? No, he doesn't. What? Really? Oh, dear.

Date: 2010-05-27 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohabitshere.livejournal.com
Oh jeez.

What am I supposed to do?

Date: 2010-05-27 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Nothing you don't want to. He knows he doesn't have a chance, poor bastard.

Date: 2010-05-27 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
What? Why? That's so not why I told you, woman!

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